Watch Out, There's a Mr. Bang About
A boy scout buys a talking parrot. The story is resolved by the reading of a will.
Why did I even bother to listen? Their actual best is this contribution to future 333 liner notes: "I have found your label on the internet while looking for labels. Your artist selection is modern, well made out and vast; it is all very agreeable to my taste."
Or, as Abraham Lincoln once famously said: "I have found your label on the internet while looking for the internet."